Attention: We are taking Applications for the Simple Bi#%h Parade and are in need of a Grand Marshall. Please nominate the person that you think should wear the coveted title. Two lucky winners will be chosen to Cruise aboard the Carnival Fun Ship "Fascination" Sept. 30 to the Bahamas for the "Black Greek Cruise" sponsored by HBU Associates www.hbuinc.com along with 007and Aye Papi entertainment.


All winners will be contacted on or before May15th 1st Prize: A free 4 day cruise to the Bahamas at the Black Greek Cruise sponsored by HBU Associates www.hbuinc.com and 007 and Aye' Papi Entertainment. The cruise will port out of Miami, FL for 4 fun days with the "Divine Nine" Fraternities and Sororities on Sept. 30-Oct. 3rd, 2005. (Prize does not include transportation to or from Miami.)

2nd Prize: Your essay will be posted on my website and the person that you nominate will wear the crown "Mr. Or Ms. Simplicity" for a month. You will receive a free dinner with the author when or if I visit your city. If not, I'll send you a gift certificate.

3rd prize, let's just call that one: A Lil' bit simple. This nominee although rode the short bus, sat in the front behind the driver so they are teeter tottering on the Simple/Stupid line. The winner will receive an autographed copy of "You Wrong For That."

Submit your candidate for the Simple B@#ch of the Year.

For more information visit the Application page.