Do you have someone in your book club that is the authority on every subject but has a GED?
"How you would like your application you simple Bi#@h" by email or facsimile?"

 
Ever met an alleged Christian and every time you say how are you doing, they say. "I'm blessed and highly favored?" Your application will be inside your church program on Sunday morning!


Ever date a man over thirty that lives with his parents? But they eat out at expensive restaurants every day for lunch, go to the latest movie and buys three-dollar skittles but cannot pay his child support?

Ever have a fat-assed friend that always talks to guys on the phone and via email but then when asked to send a picture sends yours?


Does your baby daddy's mamma coddle him and make him feel that you, not him have issues. Does she pay his bills? But won't see her grandchildren?
Nominate her ass!

Ever sent your lover a text message to see how their day is going and tell them you miss them and he/she hits you back and says they are broke and needs you to western union them $20.00 for gas?

Do you know a woman that lives vicariously through her man? I.e. military spouse that says things like. "We have been in the service for 10 years?" (You don't have a job Simplena!!!!)

These are real life examples America of "Simplicity At It's Finest."

Be on the lookout America: They are everywhere, at your job, your book club, your bed, and your church. Some may have a few aunts in the family. Some may ask, Toschia how do I know if this qualifies? Send it anyway our judges will let you know. Remember anything that is just down right contrite, dastardly, and/or a high level of "Wrongosity" more than likely qualifies!